Please Hold........

Let you all think I have perished in an ugly accident involving alcohol, a Pilates reformer and an illegal sanitation engineer (that reminds me it IS garbage day.....mental note: wear something revealing), I feel that I should inform you that I am simply occupied doing my good works with the local elementary school PTA. Suitably clad (mental note #2: change out of mom jeans before chasing down garbage man) and donuts in hand, I am off to make the lives of parents AND teachers warmer and fuzzier. I'm sure I'll be back this afternoon with all kinds of sordid tales to tell.........