Confession

Okay FINE. I did it, spilled it, broke it, defiled it, sullied its good name and kicked it. I was drunk, rude, inappropriate and loud. I danced on it, in it, had it on my head and fell off of it. In spectacular fashion! I am indeed a piece of work, a bad example AND a horrible warning. Oh, and a menace to polite society. It's all true. Guilty as charged. And I like it. Talk amongst yourselves.