The fact that you just decided to decimate a Costco pack of toilet paper while I wasn't looking was just about as helpful at this juncture as Better Homes and Garden's "cranberry" email. Actually, I may be more irritated with you than with BH&G as I can disregard their suggestions. This is more than I can say in regards to your handiwork. I realize that you are a puppy, but could you like, try not to be for the next hour or so? That would be really great.