Monday, November 9, 2009

Follow Me, Grasshoppers........

If you are reading this, it's a pretty good bet that you are aware that I have a blog.  And if you are reading it and LIKING it, I would LOVE it if you would locate that little "follow" button that's somewhere over there on the left so that they will stop advertising cat food here.  I think the powers that be assume that if you only have 11 "followers" (which absolutely DOES make me feel like Jim Jones, thank you.......don't drink the Kool-Aid.....) you are essentially friendless  and must live with an excessive and possibly illegal number of cats.  And that said cats can read advertisements.  It might take a sec and you have to look around a bit to see that you do NOT in fact have to have a Yahoo or Google account to follow but you're all smarties.  You can do it.  I sure would appreciate it.  I don't even freakin' like cats.  Not that I'd be mean to them or anything but they kinda bug me.  I think they're judgers.  And the last thing I need in my life right now are more of those.  No offense to any of my feline lovin' friends.  I'm simply more of a dog person.  Although I'm not all that big a fan of my dog at present, as has been previously established, he is a bit of an idiot.

As a disclaimer, please be advised that if you have an aversion to salty language, colorful descriptions of ill-advised behavior or are easily offended, this may not be the blog for you.  I'd say that I try not to be offensive but that's a lie.  I don't try at all.  Not even a little.  So, welcome.........and if you like it, "follow" and tell your pals.  Even if they're cats.  Oh!  Hey!  Check it out!!!!! I've got some dog advertising now!  Sweet!  Help for dog's with Cushing's disease!  What the hell is Cushing's disease?  And there's something over there about diarrhea.  Lovely.

1 comment:

  1. I'm now a fellow traveller... catching up on all you've written so far and being entertained at every step.
    Don't see any ads, I'm no. 38.