Beehive State

Dave just informed me that he had never heard the story about the parents that kidnapped their adult daughter.  I informed him that they didn't like the dude she was going to marry, so naturally they physically restrained her ass and took off with her.  Dave:  "Was it in Utah?"  Me:  "Yup". Dave:  "Why is it always Utah?".  It just is, Dave......it just is.