Nevermind.

Okay, I just started to look into this Amish thing. The scouting report is not good. They can't use telephones or computers. Oh, and no alcohol. I about spit out my Diet Coke when I read that one. Nevermind. I would not last two seconds. Am considering starting my own religion that restricts driving but keeps all of the fun stuff. Alcohol doesn't kill people, cars do. Again, no angry letters......I KNOW alcohol is not good for you. Nothing fun is. Maybe I'll start working on the Tao of Molls. Rules to live by. Mollie-style. The conga line forms to your left. Complimentary lampshades will be handed out at the baptismal font. Oh, and you are correct. That's not Holy water.