Crash

Because I was so addled by PMS yesterday, I neglected to mention that something funny actually happened at Costco while Jack was driving the cart. Because he's a kid and is not a professional shopper like my own bad self, he rather unceremoniously crashed into several things which was largely responsible for the spike in my blood pressure. It was made alright by the fact that every time he did it, he'd say, "Whooaaaa.......Tiger Woods.......". Funny boy. Let's just pray that crashing into things is the extent of his Tigerian experience. I hope he doesn't end up man-whoring about and then bellowing "Tiger Woods!!!!" which apparently means, "I SAID I'm sorrry......GEEZ!!!!". Uhhhhhhh.........