Pooppe

Okay, so I was out walking this morning and saw a new real estate sign. "Olde Golden Realty". When are people going to figure out that slapping either an "e" or an extra letter (or better yet, BOTH!) to a rather pedestrian word does NOT class things up? It's freaking stupid. "Oh, hey.....welcome to my "shoppe". It's a shop, dumbass. Your extra letters do not fool anyone. Plus, it causes Dave and I to pronounce the extra "e" in mockery. We would call it, "Oldie Golden Realty" or, "Oh.......look.....a card shoppie!" Sorry, gotta run. Need to let out the dogge so he can forage for poopsicles. Hmmm. Maybe there's something to this. He seems much more dignified. Oh wait. No he doesn't. Poop eaters are poop eaters with or without the extra letters. "Grady! Put down the pooppe!!!!!". Nope. Doesn't help.