Murphy? F-Off.

You know what?  Screw that Murphy guy and his laws too, while we're at it.  He makes Grandma look like a saint.  'Cause it's never when you've got nothing better to do than sit around and count your piles of money that you need to wait for a plumber to come and clean out your main sewer line.  On the night before Thanksgiving.  The very sewer line that is flooding the bathroom that YOUR VISITING PARENTS are using.  "Goobie!  The toilet is bubbling!!!! Is it supposed to be bubbling?" Nope. It's not. Good times.