Grrrr.......

Dear Grady,

The fact that you just decided to decimate a Costco pack of toilet paper while I wasn't looking was just about as helpful at this juncture as Better Homes and Garden's "cranberry" email.  Actually, I may be more irritated with you than with BH&G as I can disregard their suggestions. This is more than I can say in regards to your handiwork.  I realize that you are a puppy, but could you like, try not to be for the next hour or so?  That would be really great.

Love,

Mom